I'm going to out-breed all of you

[Ishpeck]

Wife and I are headed to the hospital for baby #4

[Namrok]

Damn dude. Quit hogging all the good baby souls and leave some for the rest of us. I don't want to end up with a mongoloid or an autist whenever I have a kid.

[Ishpeck]

8lbs, 5oz. 18.5 inches. All things nominal.

[Namrok]

Congrats. How long until you teach them how to make keyboards?

[Ishpeck]

Congrats. How long until you teach them how to make keyboards?

Three weeks

[Kalledon]

Yeah. Kelly and I chose to stop at 3 and then I took one for the team.

Congrats on your new rugrat!!!

[TheDeamon]

Congrats on number 4.

And I don't need to outbreed you, my siblings have done so already.
3 Nieces 1 Nephew by oldest sister
1 Nephew by the next oldest sister
3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
2 Nieces, 3 Nephews by my older brother.
And 2 Nephews by my little sister.

[Namrok]

3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.

All I'm saying is if your family tree wasn't so voracious it wouldn't run out of good soil. I mean that's just science.

[Ishpeck]

Are we counting legal or just blood relatives here?

'Cause I've got some pretty voracious foster siblings

[TheDeamon]

Blood relations, as they're the only ones sharing all but a very very tiny portion of their genetic profiles with you.

[Ishpeck]

Blood relations, as they're the only ones sharing all but a very very tiny portion of their genetic profiles with you.

Yeah, my family's probably never going to out-produce your family. One of my sisters is medically pinned to having just the one she's got and another of my sisters refuses to be around straight men.

But I've already lapped you four times.

[TheDeamon]

3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.

All I'm saying is if your family tree wasn't so voracious it wouldn't run out of good soil. I mean that's just science.

I think that one was more testimony for the older you are(either partner) when having children, the greater the odds of having a weird birth defect crop up. Of course, then I have to realize they hadn't even turned 30 when they had him for their last sprog(just over 15 years ago)