I'm going to out-breed all of you
I'm going to out-breed all of you
Wife and I are headed to the hospital for baby #4
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Damn dude. Quit hogging all the good baby souls and leave some for the rest of us. I don't want to end up with a mongoloid or an autist whenever I have a kid.
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8lbs, 5oz. 18.5 inches. All things nominal.
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Congrats. How long until you teach them how to make keyboards?
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Three weeksNamrok wrote:Congrats. How long until you teach them how to make keyboards?
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Yeah. Kelly and I chose to stop at 3 and then I took one for the team.
Congrats on your new rugrat!!!
Congrats on your new rugrat!!!
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Congrats on number 4.
And I don't need to outbreed you, my siblings have done so already.
3 Nieces 1 Nephew by oldest sister
1 Nephew by the next oldest sister
3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
2 Nieces, 3 Nephews by my older brother.
And 2 Nephews by my little sister.
And I don't need to outbreed you, my siblings have done so already.

3 Nieces 1 Nephew by oldest sister
1 Nephew by the next oldest sister
3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
2 Nieces, 3 Nephews by my older brother.
And 2 Nephews by my little sister.
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All I'm saying is if your family tree wasn't so voracious it wouldn't run out of good soil. I mean that's just science.TheDeamon wrote: 3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.
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Are we counting legal or just blood relatives here?
'Cause I've got some pretty voracious foster siblings
'Cause I've got some pretty voracious foster siblings
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Blood relations, as they're the only ones sharing all but a very very tiny portion of their genetic profiles with you.
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Yeah, my family's probably never going to out-produce your family. One of my sisters is medically pinned to having just the one she's got and another of my sisters refuses to be around straight men.TheDeamon wrote:Blood relations, as they're the only ones sharing all but a very very tiny portion of their genetic profiles with you.
But I've already lapped you four times.
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I think that one was more testimony for the older you are(either partner) when having children, the greater the odds of having a weird birth defect crop up. Of course, then I have to realize they hadn't even turned 30 when they had him for their last sprog(just over 15 years ago)Namrok wrote:All I'm saying is if your family tree wasn't so voracious it wouldn't run out of good soil. I mean that's just science.TheDeamon wrote: 3 Nieces, 2 Nephews(one of which has Down's Syndrome, hi Namrok!) by my oldest brother.